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witstream:

Woah Man of Steel looks incredible

ashketchurn:

shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking told you

bluthsoriginalfrozenbananas:

bluthsoriginalfrozenbananas:

so apparently the seniors at my old high school hired a mariachi band to follow the principal around all day for their senior prank

i found a picture

dicksprite:

dicksprite:

I ordered 5 pounds of gummy sharks

what the fuck do I do now

garfieldminusgarfield:

G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter

cosmo tip #701

expertcosmotips:

let your man know he is disposable and unimportant by forgetting to pick him up from soccer practice

youdontlanadelsay:

medusa is a really cool drug, gets you stoned really fast