System.out.println("DUBS");

bluthsoriginalfrozenbananas:

bluthsoriginalfrozenbananas:

so apparently the seniors at my old high school hired a mariachi band to follow the principal around all day for their senior prank

i found a picture

expertcosmotips:

let your man know he is disposable and unimportant by forgetting to pick him up from soccer practice

youdontlanadelsay:

medusa is a really cool drug, gets you stoned really fast

hentaiviewer666:

reasons why babies are not needed:

• head to body ratio is uneven
• when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
• baby unable to hunt for the clan
• baby is slow and usually racist

alecstasy:

alecstasy:

my dog just had surgery to get a nipple removed and when she came home after the surgery she immediately walked to the window and she has been staring out of the window for like half an hour now thinking about her new life with one less nipple

exactlyasplanned:

some

exactlyasplanned:

some

hohokev:

bloggamecatmarnell:

grimyboy:

i’m gonna fight your dads

dad combat 2k13

wanna dad tagteam