cosmo tip #701
let your man know he is disposable and unimportant by forgetting to pick him up from soccer practice
medusa is a really cool drug, gets you stoned really fast
reasons why babies are not needed:
- head to body ratio is uneven
- when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
- baby unable to hunt for the clan
- baby is slow and usually racist
- what i've learned on tumblr: A bunch of stupid bullshit that gullible people believe, maybe one whole useful thing but that's about it.
- what i've learned in school: How to form a sentence and comprehend them. How to do basic math which I will likely need because most jobs require some form of math. The complexities of the world around us. What mistakes people have made in the past and how to avoid repeating them.